You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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