Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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