Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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