brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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