her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You pole danced in your parka.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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