A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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