she was so not down for the gang bang
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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