Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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