is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Umm I'm too high to move.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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