Whod you bang
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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