i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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