if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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