Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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