My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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