thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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