My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
the condom got lost in my hair
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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