I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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