oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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