don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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