So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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