at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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