you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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