drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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