Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
