Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
too bad you live with your parents still
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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