it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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