guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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