glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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