how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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