It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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