So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
