How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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