we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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