38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
