yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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