Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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