I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
