Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
areolas are like halos for boobs.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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