based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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