Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Do vagina's smell?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Randomize