It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
