You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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