she looked like the before picture.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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