It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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