Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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