Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
