I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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