Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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