Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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