His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
