HIV tests are more positive than that guy
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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