My room smells like vodka and shame
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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