theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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