Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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